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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Let's Mock Boring People Together

I feel like you should all know about my abhoration (that is not pronounced abortion) for facebook by now. It's not even facebook. I have both a personal account and one for this blog. I believe that is is useful for finding out what people are up to without having to go through the mind-numbing process of actually conversing with them.

There's one more thing facebook does.

It has taken the place of face-to-face, or even cell phone, interaction.

I got on today and here is a conversation that stared me in the face and said, you're wasting your time reading this (whatever, not only did I read it but I copied it to put on here).

Status: Fml don't comment

Thing One: Sup
Thing Two: Sup
Thing One: Nada
Thing Two: Your still weak after tonight
Thing One: Really
Thing Two: Ya. You didn't kick it
Thing One: Sooo I'm noooo goood to kick
Thing Two: Lol your good
Thing One: Ok what u doing
Thing Two: Eatin
Thing One: Nice
Do you hate yourself yet? Is there a little thought forming inside your brain that is maybe telling you to shoot yourself so you never have to read it again? Yeah, me too.
I don't understand this. Facebook even has a chat option. I feel like conversations such as this one are unnecessary in the comments option of the page. They are boring and I am not facebook stalking  you to be bored.
So get with the program and post things like 'If Cheese was made from plaster I might still find it delicious enough to eat.' Stuff I can really make fun of you for.


  1. Yeah Facebook has gotten ridiculous. I only use it really to try and interact with people enough so they can get together and hang out with me, or talk with friends that moved away and such.

  2. i throw out links to my blog from my fb page

    oh and lots of pictures of booze and beer cans/bottles.

    oh and smokes..

    time for me to roll out a new social network site...

    i will be bloggering about it in the new year...
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  3. I have seen husbands and wives fight on facebook. Bloody funny considering they are in the same house, probably the same room even.

  4. I set my FB chat to offline precisely because I don't want to engage in boring ass conversation with someone I haven't seen in 20 years.


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