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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I Am A Whore

Not that kind of whore.

An award whore!!

I love them.

And I love Bruce.

Cause he gave me one.

And said nice things about me.

The award is pretty. It has strawberries on it. And it calls me sweet.

(By the way, the internet is probably the only safe way to call me sweet. Any other way will get you a suckerpunch to the face.)

I need to go claim it so I can tell you all about five of my guiltiest pleasures, and give it to three awesome people, but I am about to start drinking some whiskey and don't want to get pulled over on my way over there for swerving.

Plus I need to keep appearing clever so I am going to think of really weird/funny guilty pleasures before I claim it.

It's not my fault. Bruce put me up to that standard by lying to you and telling you I'm funny. Now there's just so much pressure!

*Sip*

Better.

Now I'm going to go drink a few stiff ones and make up think up some guilty pleasures.

5 comments:

  1. you are funny...

    am i safe?

    oh yeah i am far away...

    and very saaaaa-w-eeeeet!

    i already had 3 whiskers..lite on the coke..

    very light..

    nearly non-exixtiantn er i mean mostly whiskey...

    congrats!!!

    you do make me smile!
    Bruce
    bruce johnson jadip
    evilbruce
    stupid stuff i see and hear
    Bruce’s guy book
    the guy book

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  2. Congrats to you. I know just what awad you are talking about. Need to pass the same one on myself shortly. Cant wait to read what you have planned.

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  3. HAHAHAHA! Seriously, i am going to join you on the whiskey run. oh, wait, damnit, i am underage.

    wait, what? you didnt need to remember that? oh well thanks kara. thanks for not remembering.

    now how about some whiskey?

    thanks, ma dear.

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  4. Congrats on the award!

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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