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Saturday, January 29, 2011

What If... What If... What If...

Sometimes I like to imagine what my life would be like if I were to become insanely rich. I'm talking about having money to do anything I could ever dream of.

I've decided that if this were to happen I would just use my money to fuck with my friends. I would pick one of them, and break into their apartment. Instead of robbing them I would just replace all of their belongings with top-of-the-line items, so that when they come home their apartment/house is stuffed with nice shit that they didn't buy. Maybe I'd leave a note with their full name on it saying You're Welcome so that they're sure they walked into the right residence.

Kara? I think someone broke into my apartment!

Oh no! You should call the cops. Did they take anything?

Well...not exactly.. They left a bunch of nice shit though.

Maybe you could call your landlord and get your locks changed.

...What if they want to come back to replace my appliances?

At which point I'd go in and take the nice shit back to teach them that you should always change your locks if someone breaks into your place of residence.

Maybe I'd replace the fridge.


  1. hahaha. could I please become one of your best friends? I promise I would change the locks

  2. Ok, let's become besties in case that should happen to you. I could use a new fridge and stove! :)

  3. That is hilarious. I think that would be fun to do.

  4. I'd use the money to fund medical research.

  5. Great idea! I'll leave my door unlocked for you ;)


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