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Monday, January 31, 2011

Don't Worry, Bubble Wrap, I'll Stand Up For You!

I have been informed (not personally) by Bruce's EvilTwin that it's National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. Apparently, he does not agree with the celebration of this day. He thinks it's stupid.

I know you don't think this has anything to do with bubble wrap, but this one's
for Bruce's EvilTwin. You know, EvilTwin, you know.

Have you ever popped bubble wrap, EvilTwin? It's the most relaxing thing in the world. Popping those tiny plastic bubbles (not the big ones, those suck) makes it seem like rainbows springing from Osama Bin Ladin's ass could really happen. If they implemented bubble wrap popping into the prison system/therapy sessions we would have less crazy people and crime.

This stuff is magic.

So I say to you all, Happy National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day. Get yourself some magically delicious (don't eat it though) bubble wrap and let your worries fly away with the millions of carbon monoxide particles that are most likely being released every time you pop one of those tiny mood elevators and stress relievers.


  1. Bubble wrap is fun to play with.

    Especially if your spouse/partner/significant other is adventurous in the bedroom.

  2. I don't hate bubble wrap...i hate the holiday...

    however you have made a great case for the fun of bubble wrap, which i do find fun. and I think OFT needs to do a post on what kind of kinky things happened with bubble wrap...

    if there is not drinking, yes drinking, then the holiday is just like valentines day, created to market something... but even valentines bullshit day revolves around some least to me...


    i guess...

    i still disagree, about the holiday, but can see your point...oh wait, i've been drinking all day...mebbee i was wrong...

    Bruce Johnson JADIP
    Evil Twin
    stupid stuff I see and hear
    The Dreamodeling Guy
    The Guy Book
    The Guy Book

  3. Agreed! Oilfield Trash I'm expecting a post on what exactly can be done with bubble wrap. I want it rated NC-17.

    And really this post just gave me a reason to put up a picture of a cat. I do not know this cat, however. I found it on google images. We'll name it Mike.

  4. I enjoy bubble wrap when I'm doing the squeezing. When other people do it though, its a different story entirely.

  5. I like wringing it out like a washcloth and pretending I'm being gunned down by 1920's mobsters. Just going down in a blaze of glory.

    Is that weird?

  6. Hey!
    Have you seen the online bubble wrap???

  7. Sunny: You make a good point. I hadn't thought of it that way. Maybe it should be National Enjoy Popping Bubble Wrap Yourself Day.

    A Beer For The Shower: No! Next time I plan on losing three days in Wal-Mart I will buy some and pretend that exact same thing. Maybe incorporate that into Oilfield's idea...

    Marilyn: What is this magic you speak of?

  8. I sell great big rolls of bubble wrap in my post office. When somebody buys some I give them a wink and say "fun for the whole family"
    Most of them think I am nuts

  9. This day is only second to Talk Like A Pirate Day! :) Glad to know I wasn't the only one celebrating and pushing the holiday. (Sadly, they wouldn't close work for it, it felt like being open on Christmas.)

  10. Oooo, I really want to go out and buy something new now just so I can have a bubble wrap moment :)

  11. When my hubby pisses me off, I like to wring the bubble wrap like it's his neck. New slogan - Bubble Wrap: for the alleviation of domestic violence.

    a bitch called mom

  12. Bubble Wrap is awesome. nice post :D


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