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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Someone Dig The Groundhog Out Of The Hole!

Oh the weather outside is frightful,

and it fucking sucks out there.

I wish it looked like this outside...

I know, I know. There are plenty of you from states that got hit much worse than we did in Kansas, but I'm a wimp when it comes to snow so I feel like being a whiner.

My toes hurt.

There, I feel better.

To all of you who got it so much worse than we did, I offer my condolences. Stay warm, get drunk, and make some babies (or use condoms).

I am going to go off into the world of my apartment and enjoy this wonderful Groundhog's Day/my friend's birthday by staying warm, getting drunk, and using protection so that I don't make a baby.


  1. Didn't even get snow, but it's still cold as hell over here. Best of luck!


  2. drunk and warm...and protected!

    i hate january february and most of march,december, november and part of april. so i hate almost half my life...

    that is why i drink!

    twice as much...

    Bruce Johnson JADIP
    Evil Twin
    stupid stuff I see and hear
    The Dreamodeling Guy
    The Guy Book
    The Guy Book

  3. so happy i live in FL no snow

  4. Is it some sort of tradition to get drunk on groundhog day? Just wondering

  5. Eventually the human race will lose all interest in making babies, and just get drunk all the time.

  6. Thank you for your comments all of you. And Mynx, Groundhog's Day qualifies as one of those unimportant holidays like George Washington's Birthday or the Fourth of July (Joking! Please don't kick me out of the country). I've just always had a soft spot for it so I think the new tradition should be watching Bill Murry do the same thing over and over again until you want to kill him, and drinking yourself into a happy winter/no winter stupor.


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