You want to know what I really like?
I really like cheeseburgers.
So much that I get cranky when I don't get a cheeseburger.
I haven't had a cheeseburger in almost a week.
I feel like punching someone.
Maybe even a poor innocent kitty-cat.
I tried to have a cheeseburger last night.
I was turned down.
So now I have to make my own cheeseburger.
It may last long enough for multiple bites,
Or just one bite,
But I will get my damn cheeseburger one way or another.