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Thursday, February 24, 2011

We Need To Stand Together!!

Dear blogger friends,
(and random people who googled Klondike Bar and ended up on this site)

Today I would like to address a rising epidemic in this country. I feel that this could be the true demise of our nation as a whole, and we need to bring it out into the open so that we can stop it where it stands. Many people are afraid to talk about it. Many just don't want to be the one to stand up and say, 'Please stop. You're just embarrassing yourself.'

But I stand (sit) before you today and proudly shout (type) to the world:

Stop fucking doing duckface! You look like a deformed pensive moron who's expression is preceded by a valley-style 'Uh.....whaat?'

In case you are confused as to what I am talking about (I doubt anyone is confused as to what I'm talking about) here is the Urban Dictionary definition of duckface.


A term used to describe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.

Translation? You look like an idiot.

Stop Copying Me!!!

Thank God that there are websites willing to bring this to the attention of stoners and slackers everywhere. I mean, it's true that those cursed by this horrible disease are most likely out spreading the virus rather than sitting at home surfing the web, but slowly we can get their attention if enough people realize that this behavior is self-destructive and contradictory to their duckface cause.

Thanks to we can see firsthand the damage that these girls have done to their reputation. My favorite?

If I do duckface will I give birth to a wallet as well?
See, Mom, I don't even need a job!

I beg you. Let us stand together and keep this country from falling apart over something so easily cured. Next time you see someone posing in this manner walk up to them and say, 'Stop. It.'
Of course I won't because I think it's funny to keep letting them make idiots of themselves.
*Not enough duckface for you? Check out this video.


  1. I was just thinking this yesterday.

  2. omg too funny and i will stand with you on this

  3. i really have nothing to add but don't want to kill any kittens...

  4. yea its not attractive at all

  5. Duckface causes fine lines and wrinkles. And in some cases, it make you appear to have a mustache.

  6. To top it off they're usually spray tanned with white lipstick. WTF is that??

  7. Remind me not to do duckface. At my age it would probably freeze frame.


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