Thursday, November 11, 2010
Got The Clap? There's An App For That!
Do you find yourself afflicted with uncomfortable burning and/or itching in your private areas but are too ashamed/lazy to go to the doctor?
Well, your prayers have been answered!
There is an application in the works that will use your i-phone to test for STD's. "...the small device will be dispensed from vending machines, where you can then spit or wee on it and then plug it into the iPhone. Within minutes a diagnosis will be received, saving you the embarrassment of going to the doctors."
Lets hope they're easier to read than pregnancy tests.
"Honey? Come over here! Does that say AIDS or the clap?"